That's What She Said

Friday, October 30, 2009

heard around our office

"juan, if you ever put a mouse in the freezer, you kill it first."

- amy's reasonable request

heard around our office

"if we move to minnesota we can have 50 fucking babies..."

-liz explaining the nuances between new-york-city-life, and anywhere-else-life

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

heard around our office

"oh my god we forgot munchkin tuesday! let's have good-vanilla-ice-cream-wednesday."

-after unveiling her new go-to dessert item - good vanilla ice-cream with espresso drizzled on top.

real life "that's what she said" moments

"that's very pleasing, rhythmically." - andrew, about a beer bong in an edit
"i scream when the balls go in!" -one of mark's friends while playing beer pong
"if that were any thicker it'd be really scary." -dro to brendan, about the fake dishsoap he whipped up out of pop-ice.
"sorry, i just put a cough drop in, otherwise i'd be all about it." -to jesse, who was offering me chips
"he told me to take the F to the A. i tried it once, but i didn't like it." -manny, on her friend encouraging her to switch up her commute.
"all right, i'm gonna go wash this out and put tea in it." -aaron, on a mug
"you did all the work, i just took it out." - manny, on the trash and recycling
"i don't like the way it smells, and i imagine it tastes like it smells, so..." - alex, on ketchup
"it feels weird to stuff my coat in there." - nate, on his new man-bag
"i could tell you were here by the fury of your fingers." bill to alex, when he was typing
"just a reminder that there may be a dead bird in there somewhere." -about a box of props for the christmas show
"just give me a tub of popcorn and i'll pretend i like it." - jm, about seeing a movie with her dude
"stick your finger in there to see if it's warm enough." -adriane, about the mashed potatoes we were heating in the microwave
"i'll let you know if i *don't* like it, why don't you give it a go." -jm, on taping down receipts for petty cash.
"do you pull this thing out before or after you put it in?" -monica, about a printer cartridge
"i don't know if i should eat it or play with it." -i don't know who said this, or what it was about, but i found it in an old notebook...
"the prices go up the closer you get, but everyone gets to enjoy the free wi-fi." -aaron, about bolt bus
"if you can't find it, alex may have to help you get there, but it exists." -deanna, about something on the share drive
"for a second i was considering shoving it way up my nose and going to the hospital." -jm, about a tiny plastic pig that came in a box of bacon strip band-aids
"...what if i just swallowed it?" -jm, a minute later, about the same pig
"it hurts, but my eyes aren't watering yet." - to aaron, about the cold weather. 10.22.8
"hey, guess what's getting wetter?" - manny, regarding our kitchen floor. 8.31.08
"that is NOT six inches." on a beach ball, purchased from the diner. 8.30.08
"i may have dangled it in your face and then walked away." aaron cohen, on a legal release. 8.4.08
"i made a noise that i thought you'd know meant i wanted it." 7.25.8. to aaron, regarding orange juice.
"how do you sit on this when it's so much more fun to play with?" - alex, on a bean bag pillow. 7.16.8
"i'm feeling borderline uncomfortable. maybe we should put our clothes back on." manny, while we were swimsuit clad on a porch in long island... as a friend's mom was about to come home. 7.10.8.
"which part do you blow into? it's the little part, right?" -monica, on a kazoo. 6.25.8
"I didn't know it was going to end up in Adam's trashcan, but it just couldn't stay in my mouth any longer." - Aaron, on a piece of bad melon. 6.18.8
"i don't pull it out til i get the money." -nick's sales philosophy. on or around 4.30.08, as it was written down on the same post-it as the scott one.
"come back after it's dry if you need another round." - to scott, after a tide pen clean-up. 4.30.08
"babe, don't come. it's too wet." new friend of the blog, amy b., from highland UT. (one evening when she was leaving her boyfriend's house -- it was raining and he wanted to walk her to her car. good one, amy!)
"this is so weird on my eyes." - brendan, on a frido kahlo hologram postcard, 4.22.08
"in the hotel is fine, but in the theatre is where i might want to touch it again." - alex the kickass IT dude, on my "laptop" 4.10.08
"if you don't mind a little beeping, i can give it to you right now." - on the phone with my mom, about a phone number. 4.4.08
"what's the name of that game you play in the dark?" -monica, 3.13.08
"did i ever tell you my treadmill story from college?" -aaron, 3.6.08
"it's dark and i can't tell what that is." -i'm not sure who said this or what it was about, but it occurred after work at the bar and was texted to me so i wouldn't forget. 2.28.08
"my feet are too big ... this isn't going to work." -billman, on socks. 2.27.08
"i'll give you a good one later." -brendan, talking about massages. 2.27.08
"do you guys have anything long and stiff i can stick in there?" -manny's mom, trying to clean behind the fridge. 2.23.08
"you're almost there, it's a short screw." -manny's mom, while manny was unscrewing a cabinet door. 2.23.08
"how do you get your tongue to that spot?" -manny's mom, licking cookie dough off a beater. 2.22.08
"i guess that is the biggest thing you can get in there." -manny's mom, on the toaster oven. 2.22.08
"so i'm getting pretty good wrist action." -truck, on his avid fooseball playing. 2.13.08
"i just touched it with my fingernail." -nick, moving a (gross) kleenex on the bench at the subway. 2.12.08
"...and then just shove it back in there like it was before." -adam, helping with the copier. 2.11.08
"wait, did it already happen? or is it about to?" -manny, about an interview. 2.8.08
"i mean, i didn't do any tricks or anything, i just went back and forth." -phil, discussing segways. 2.7.08
"that's totally going to end up in my face." - aaron, on a less-than-ripe mango i was battling with a plastic knife. 2.1.08
"it seems kind of big to put in your ear." -manny, on the new walkie headset things. 1.31.08
"oh my god i just flipped it in my eye." -brendan, on lighter fluid. 1.29.08
"i'm eating pretzels so he should hold that." -aaron, talking about brendan/an ipod. 1.22.08
"i can't do this with my left hand." - manny, trying to unlock the door. 1.19.08
"i'm not putting anything in my mouth that hasn't been scanned by viacom." - new intern, who wouldn't try some giant chocolate bar that was sent in. 1.16.08
"well i didn't lick it, so much as i put my tongue on it." - nick, referring to a plasma ball. 1.16.08

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

try not to get pregnant while you watch this.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

soon it will be shrimp cocktail for breakfast.

can you tell me?

Friday, October 30, 2009

heard around our office

heard around our office

Thursday, October 29, 2009

happy happy fall.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

heard around our office

real life "that's what HE said" moments

real life "that's what she said" moments

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